That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
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