soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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