she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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