My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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