Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
It's just like the Real World with babies
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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