put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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