i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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