I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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