she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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