Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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