windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
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