So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Randomize
