In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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