Got a toothbrush?
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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