i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
Text me some of your sweat
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