just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Randomize
