Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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