her vagine was all disorganized.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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