Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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