And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
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