I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
Randomize
