yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
