i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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