Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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