i think my mom watched the whole time
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
Randomize
