Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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