Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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