I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
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