Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
She is in my trunk
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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