she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
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