im gay
i know
yea but for you.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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