I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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