i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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