I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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