so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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