Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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