Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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