i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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