This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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