Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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