isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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