So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I think weed is turning my hair brown
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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