You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
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