I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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