if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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