I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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