Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
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