oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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