How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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