I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
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